Life has caught up to me lately. Not enough time, let alone money to wank to all the women I want to wank to. That and my kid just started college so that just took a hit on my wallet. The kid has a college fund, but its all those little things they need before leaving the nest. The school supplies, the bar fridge for the dorm, the groceries, isn’t being a parent a wonderful thing? I feel like a human bank machine sometimes. The stress of it all. I am not a person of much words, after all this blog is for the jerk off machine in me. But can’t say there’s been much jizz on my keyboard lately.